Beyoncé is People’s most beautiful woman!
Motherhood is a great way to imbue yourself with a natural beauty. Ladies look at a pregnant woman and see a beautiful, glowing symbol of pride and femininity. Men look at a pregnant woman and see...
View ArticleBeyonce Pays to be Named Most Beautiful Woman in the World of the Day
We learned last year that People Magazine editorial titles can be bought by celebrities like J.Lo, who want the title of “Most Beautiful Woman”….especially when the person who wants it is some spoiled...
View ArticleYes, Bruce Willis’ Baby Has More Hair Than He Does
We already knew that, but now it's confirmed with picture proof! Since Twitter is the new cover of People Magazine and "I'm so rich I don't need to whore out my baby's first picture to a magazine for a...
View ArticleLatina Singer Thalia Brings the Veteran Cleavage to Bare at Spanish People’s...
Okay, despite the fact that the 40-year old hottie Latina pop star Thalia has sold like a bazillion records in the Spanish-speaking world, starred in numerous of our favorite telenovelas, is one of the...
View ArticleThe Photoshop Awards: Jessica Simpson And Baby Maxwell On People Magazine
Lately, it seems like celebrities have been debuting their baby friends to public eyes for free on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Facebook or by creating the image of their baby's face with fireworks over...
View ArticleJessica Simpson is joining Weight Watchers
Gaining weight when you’re pregnant is kind of one of those things that’s to be expected. You can’t gestate something inside of you for nine months without packing on a few pounds. That being said,...
View ArticleEngaged: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth
Remember how a little while ago, Miley Cyrus was spotted with a ring on her finger, and everyone guess that she was engaged? Well, turns out she really is! Liam Hemsworth has reportedly popped the...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Lingerie Photos Come Out of Nowhere in Zoo Magazine
Our boobtastic loving Brit-friends across the pond at Zoo magazine have somehow secured rather sextastic photos of the greenback vacuuming hot mama, Kim Kardashian, and now they're sharing them with...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Takes Paris By Storm, Or Cleavage, Or Cleavage Storm
Sometimes now when I see Kim Kardashian and her new latest and bestest boyfriend ever, Kanye West, in their color coordinated outfits, ambling the promenades of various cities desperate to get...
View ArticleThis Is Supposed To Be Paula Deen’s Body Today
Ever since Paula Deen made the Land O'Lakes girl reach for the noose when she announced that she's got Type 2 Diabetes, she's been eating healthier and has traded her usual lunch of deep fried cake and...
View ArticleBreaking: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes to divorce
Breaking: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes to divorce Clearly, staying married to Tom Cruise falls somewhere between risky business and mission impossible. People Magazine is reporting that Katie Holmes, Tom's...
View ArticleHappy Silver Fox Coming Out Day, Everyone!
The line I've been waiting to hear from Anderson Cooper ever since my irises turned into silver hearts while watching him on Channel One in junior high school homeroom has finally leaped off of his...
View ArticleKatie Holmes and Tom Cruise reached an agreement!
Barely a week after Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise in order to keep her daughter Suri Cruise off of Scientology’s magical brain-washing/slavery cruise ship bonanza (no homos allowed) it...
View ArticleKristen Stewart Never Sexed On That Rupert Dude, Is Writing An "I’m Sowwy"...
Because Hallmark doesn't make a Hoops & Yoyo "Sorry I Let Your Man Lap Up My Punane" e-card yet, Kristen Stewart is supposedly writing an apology letter to Rupert Sanders' wife Liberty Ross. In...
View ArticleKaty Perry Is Snockered and See-Through And We Kind of Like Her Like This
Despite what People Magazine and the other suck-up-t0-celeb rags publish about Katy Cocktease being all put-together and happier than ever and ready to pursue her life after Russell, like some modern...
View ArticleIs Channing Tatum People’s new Sexiest Man Alive?
Last year, People magazine made the horrible mistake of saying that Bradley Cooper was somehow sexier than Ryan Gosling. This is, of course, a bald-faced lie. Sorry Bradley, but Ryan can even be sexy...
View ArticleChanning Tatum: People’s Sexiest Man Alive
Yes, the internet was completely right: Channing Tatum has just been named People‘s Sexiest Man Alive, and considering he spent the better part of the year hyping up a movie where he crotch-thrusts...
View ArticleLinks: Does Jennifer Lopez look old and haggard?
→ Jennifer Lopez hates her People cover, she feels it makes her look ‘old and haggard’ Celebitchy → Girls star and funny lady Lena Dunham will not get married “until all gay people can” BuzzFeed →...
View ArticleAdam Levine: People’s Sexiest Man Alive!
The year is winding down, so it’s time for People magazine to name its Sexiest Man Alive. This year, the honor is going to Adam Levine, which … yeah, all right, I can see that. I’m cool with this. The...
View ArticleLupita Nyong’o: People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Woman!
YES! Huge round of applause to People magazine for picking the most deserving winner for this year’s Most Beautiful award, as Lupita Nyong’o snatches the crown after the whirlwind year to end all...
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